Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
