so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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