the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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