Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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