5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
My penis needs a shock collar
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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