white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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