ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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