Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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