I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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