anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
We talked him into tasing himself.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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