I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
