Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
