My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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