I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
