I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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