Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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