: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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