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well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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