She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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