Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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