they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Randomize
