Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
