im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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