Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
The power of my boobs compel you
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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