And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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