ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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