i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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