Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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