No, you can still breathe under the balls.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Randomize
