Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Randomize