Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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