Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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