i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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