She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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