I wish i was in the wii world.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I don't deserve a penis
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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