their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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