i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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