I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
