bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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