clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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