I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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