it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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