he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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