the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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