just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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