Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
ttyl tear gas
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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