How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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