So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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