And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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