some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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