Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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