My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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