this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
you never un-have a 4some
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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