I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
Randomize
