why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Boobs speak an international language.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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