You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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